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I cover sports in Altanta in an effort to compensate for my inadequacy of never being able to dunk, hit a home run, make it rain, take HGH or any of the other hundred things professional athletes get to do that us 'normies' don't. I moved here looking for a job and found like seven. Media is fun like that. I enjoy the South for its simplicity, sweet tea and mullets. You'll find articles with my name on them in papers around town, most of them things you wouldn't be interested in reading, like high school wrestling. Gotta love spandex. Not really. But I do love ATL sports even though the city seems more interested in making roads that suck instead of helping me get to games without a three-hour traffic jam. Regardless, I'll know the ins-and-outs of all things Falcons, Braves or high school wrestling-ish. It is my gift. It is my curse.